By DC Horton

I'm in love with my satellite navigation woman,

She always tells me which way to go

It seems to be a dead end sort of romance

'cos I often perform a legal U turn, whenever she tells me "no."

She always sounds so masterful

she never gets upset

she seems to like my driving

more than any girl I've ever met.

She isn't always right (I do admit)

but we've never come to blows

even if I ignore her and get completely lost,

which way should I go? She always knows.

There was a time, we had a rendevous

when I got into my car

and stroked her console until a voice came on

before I had gone too far.

But it was not her, she'd gone away

without saying her goodbyes

I almost crashed my car that day

as tears rolled from my eyes.

I sent him packing and she came back

(I knew which buttons to press)

and now it is back the way before

as she sits in her dashboard recess.

I'll always do what she wants me to do

I promise, we will never, ever part.

"Turn left, Turn right", sure, whatever ...

My little electronic sweetheart.